"All Over Me" (Drowning Pool)
"Sleep is Wrong" (Sleepytime Gorilla Museum)
"Wynona's Big Brown Beaver" (Primus)
Those were the first three songs my iPod randomly presented to me for my commute this morning despite the fact that only about 20% of the music on the device is "loud" or "angry."
"What kind of day does this portend," I ask myself, stuck in mild traffic.
Despite as the title wordplay may lead you to believe, I'm not getting any nookie today. So what is this sentient device trying to tell me?
Traffic backs up even more and I end up facing the longest commute I've ever had without any winter weather conditions.